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PS: Ok, no, I don't really condone making decisions while intoxicated. I'm just REALLLLY realllly into my brand. And I can't wait to help you with yours too! While sober of course. I mean - most of the time!
PPS: No, I don't actually enjoy getting my teeth cleaned. What do you think I am, an animal?!?